Introducing

Asteroid™

ointment

Rapid-acting itchy, burning butt and external hemorrhoid relief

Enjoy life again without itching, burning, and soreness

Cools, soothes, protects

Steroid-free

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Live your life with confidence

Introducing Asteroid™ Ointment, brought to you by Neoqura. Asteroid™ Ointment is a new rapid-acting cooling barrier ointment designed to bring relief to the itching, burning, and soreness caused by minor anal irritation and external hemorrhoids.

About Asteroid™ Ointment

The New Rapid-Acting product for Itchy, Burning Butts and External Hemorrhoids

Developed by pharmacists and trusted by customers across the UK, Australia, and New Zealand, Asteroid™ Ointment is now in the USA – available exclusively through our official site and Amazon.

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Rapid-acting relief

Safe for everyday use

Easy to use flip cap

Compact size

Suitable for all skin types

Easy-clean tube

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Useful Tips on Health and Wellness

Oct/Nov 2025

Introducing Asteroid™ Ointment

From listening to all the travel health feedback in pharmacies over the years, it’s sometimes the little things that can cause annoyance or anxiety …
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Oct/Nov 2025

About Itchy, Burning Butts and External Hemorrhoids.

An itchy, burning butt is an extremely common condition that often causes anxiety and discomfort. Situated in or around the anal region, the pain …
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Oct/Nov 2025

Self-Treatment Itchy, Burning Butts and External Hemorrhoids

Home treatment is often all that is required to relieve symptoms associated with burning, itchy butts and external hemorrhoids. Self-care treatments include: Reducing flare-ups …
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Get Back In The Saddle With Asteroid™

Asteroid™ Ointment is specially formulated to provide rapid-acting relief so you can get back to living your best life. Pharmacist founder, Tim O’Donoghue, developed AsteroidTM Ointment after years of hearing from customers who were frustrated by products that either didn’t work, or looked embarrassing to keep at home. His goal was simple – to make something that’s effective and reassuring to use, in elegant packaging you don’t mind leaving on your bathroom shelf.

Say goodbye to an itching, burning butt and say hello to cooling, soothing comfort that helps you get back in the saddle again

Buy Now


Get Back In The Saddle With Asteroid™

Asteroid™ Ointment is specially formulated to provide rapid-acting relief so you can get back to living your best life. Pharmacist founder, Tim O’Donoghue, developed AsteroidTM Ointment after years of hearing from customers who were frustrated by products that either didn’t work, or looked embarrassing to keep at home. His goal was simple – to make something that’s effective and reassuring to use, in elegant packaging you don’t mind leaving on your bathroom shelf.

Say goodbye to an itching, burning butt and say hello to cooling, soothing comfort that helps you get back in the saddle again.

Buy Now