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Asteroid™ Ointment. Pharmacist Designed, Customer Approved
Asteroid™ Ointment: Cools. Soothes. Protects.
Because an itchy butt can happen at the worst possible time
Discomfort shouldn’t interrupt the life you’ve worked so hard to enjoy. An itchy, burning butt or external hemorrhoids are nothing to be embarrassed about. As we age, three out of four adults can experience this common condition*.
Asteroid™ Ointment brings discreet, at-home relief without the hassle of prescriptions or concerns of long-term steroid use. Asteroid™ Ointment is different as it treats the immediate symptoms of an itchy, burning butt by providing a rapid-acting cooling barrier for minor irritation or external hemorrhoids.
This over-the-counter, specially formulated ointment is steroid-free, making it perfect for daily use, so you can feel more confident and get on with your day.
*Source: Mayo Clinic
Why Choose Asteroid™?
The fastest-growing hemorrhoid product in New Zealand is now available in America
The Asteroid™ Ointment Difference
Ingredients you know and trust – menthol, zinc, and cocoa butter for gentle, cooling care.
Confidence for real life – easy to apply with an elegant flip-cap.
Thoughtful packaging that looks discreet and elegant on your bathroom counter.
Gentle enough for you and your partner.
Ingredients you know and trust – menthol, zinc, and cocoa butter for gentle, cooling care.
Confidence for real life – easy to apply with an elegant flip cap
Thoughtful packaging that looks discreet and elegant on your bathroom counter
Gentle enough for you and your partner
Why it works
The pharmacist-designed Asteroid™ Ointment formulation provides rapid, temporary relief from the common symptoms of pain, burning, and itching by creating a cooling sensation.
Asteroid™ Ointment provides a cooling physical barrier on the skin protecting the sensitive anal tissue from further irritation and damage.
Asteroid™ Ointment also has astringent action causing the swollen hemorrhoidal tissue to contract and shrink. It soothes and relieves the common symptoms of itching, burning, and discomfort.
Pharmacist-Created,
Customer Approved
Asteroid™ Ointment was developed by leading pharmacists in the UK, Australia, and New Zealand who listened to real people’s concerns to bring you a solution that’s effective, safe, and fast-acting. The packaging is discreet and elegant. The relief is genuine. The confidence is priceless.
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About Neoqura
Asteroid™ Ointment is brought to you by Neoqura. Our mission is to create a healthier world by empowering people to address common health concerns with high-quality, pharmacist-developed self-care products.
Founded in 2019 by CEO Tim O’Donoghue—a pharmacist, entrepreneur, and former University of London lecturer—Neoqura products are shaped by real consumer needs and delivered directly to your door for trusted, everyday care.
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